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Posted on 7 December, 2013Reblogged from cockbarf
Posted on 7 December, 2013Reblogged from uglynewyork
It’s 2013 people. Freezing your dicks/tits off to get a shitty kindle that will be outdated before the year is over on Black Friday is archaic. It’s all about Cyber Monday now. My Hacktivist bros and I are chilling on Tiny Chat right now chain smoking E-Cigs like the guy who made them sold his soul to the devil to get them in style and are now going out of style. And don’t try and fuck with us while we’re online shopping. In the malls there are people with tazers but we’ll hack into your Facebook accounts and write a status like “I love dick” and your friends will Like it even though they know you didn’t write it. We’ll retweet your lamest tweets ironically. 6 more hours but we’re ready to go, I just need someone to explain what Bitcoins are to me 3 or 4 more times.
Dreamed I was back working my shitty retail job at Staples when I was 19. It was awful but for some reason I was stocking up Sega Genesis games instead of the usual shit they sell. But all the worst parts of that job came to haunt me one by one. Then at one point I go to hide in the bathroom and I run into Anthony Bourdain and unbeknownst to me he has a restaurant built connected to the store. He shows me around and I ask if he’s hiring. He says yeah but I’m not sure what for and I say I’ll do anything even wash dishes and he’s says I’m hired. I think this dream is telling me I should stay in food. I think my dream is giving unsound advice and should tell me to go to go back to school or something.
Posted on 27 November, 2013Reblogged from sdzoo
Before 23 I loved every season. I really can only remember a few times when I was ever unhappy back then. Post 23 I find my self becoming more and more depressed and things turning dark during the times I used to love. I used to live for Summers. I feel like I barely survived these last two. But I still got a soft spot for the pre-below 0 degree weather Winter holiday season. It’s still special to me. I still feel the magic. My only concern is that with more growing age this will pass too. I really hope not. My instinct is to enjoy the shit out of this time just incase. So that’s what I’ll do. Hope all your holiday’s kick ass yall. Enjoy the shit out of them.
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